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Starbucks.

I went into Starbucks this morning and the guy asks, “What can I get for you today, sir?”

Me, “uuuhhh.”

Guy, “Two grande non-fat lattes.”

Me, “WHY YES! Did you read my mind?”

Guy, “Nope, that’s just what you order.”

I am expecting my VIP card any time soon.