gotshoo?

Well, the Illinois Times’ Cap City section picked up on the soul of Springfield again detailing the Springfield Bloggers and their adventures. I don’t know if I should be awestruck or flattered. I guess when you’re as popular as Gus Gordon, at least that’s what I keep telling myself, you’re fodder for the tabloids. I can see it in the headlines, Blogger Doesn’t Pick Up After Dog with a shot of the incrementing evidence and a less than photogenic portrait of yours truly.

I do want to set the record straight, I do blog with pants on and although it may be in a basement, it’s my basement. In fact, most of the time I do wear pants. The only time you would catch me with my pants down would be when I was reading a copy of the Illinois Times. Of course, that’s when I “do the business”, “take a load off”, “dropping the Cosby’s off at the pool”, “taking the Browns to the Super Bowl”, “communing with nature”, “making  some fudge”, “going to the office”… if you get my drift. And if you do get a whiff of my drift, I apologize a thousand Rick Astleys.

So in a less than welcoming regard, thank you Cap City for taking the time and energy to publish a blurb about a gaggle of nerds. Mom said she’s going to post this one on the fridge.