Two goth tacos to go.

I love Taco Bell like a pregnant woman loves food, but this caught me off guard today. Mr. Goth guy came strolling in and stuck out like a Big Mac between two bean burritos.

Not to point and make fun of the guy because everyone goes through their rebel stage of WTF. But this guy was out of place, well for Springfield at least. His hair, exactly like Johnny Dep’s in Edward Scissor Hands. And he had piercings in his cheeks. It’s hard to make out but I believe that is a pot leaf tattooed in the impressionistic style on his neck.

I am going to guess that this guy’s profession has something to do with body modification.

6 Responses to “Two goth tacos to go.”


  1. 1 jason

    also the pot leaf bandanna. call me crazy, but i think there’s a good chance this guy gets high.

  2. 2 Big Daddy

    Geeze…..you sound like an up-tight, over-the-hill, right wing ultra-conservative. People have to express themselves, give them room to grow. He’s just trying to get in touch with his inner-child. Loosen up dude! :-)

  3. 3 Jessie

    Didn’t you hang out with me when I wore combat boots with skirts?

    ..and Edward Scissorhands is hot. I mean Johnny…oh whatever.

  4. 4 Jager

    I saw this guy at Denny’s last night. What a freak.

  5. 5 shoo

    Jager, did you tell him you had seen him online before?

  6. 6 Jager

    No he was kind of scary looking

Leave a Reply