Comments on: Passed out.

By: catherine

catherine — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:41:24 +0000

Just thought of something good but too late—- when was at Lowes last night and couple of folks there commented on all the paint on my hands (do some painting today?) should have said– nope just really sloppy w/ the nail polish. Here’s your sign. LOL

By: Mrs. Shoo

Mrs. Shoo — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:00:36 +0000

And a shovel, Leslie…gotta have the shovel.

By: Leslie

Leslie — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:02:00 +0000

How about rope, duck tape and a ski mask?

By: catherine

catherine — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:38:28 +0000

Need to add bottle of whiskey to Sterno’s list.

By: Sterno

Sterno — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:38:28 +0000

weak substitute. maybe a toilet plunger if you have to.

By: Unpainted Huffhines

Unpainted Huffhines — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:26:59 +0000

There was a woman at the old Blockbuster Video in Freeport (northwestern corner of the state) who would, if left unchecked, blurt out the ending to every movie you were going up there to rent. At one point, I had to hold my hands up and firmly tell I hadn’t seen the movie I was renting and therefore didn’t want its finale spoiled. Then there was the time a co-worker and his wife rented “Uncle Buck” and she asked the sexually awkward question of the wife: “Is he YOUR Uncle Buck”?

Freakin’ weird.

By: Mrs. Shoo

Mrs. Shoo — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:21:59 +0000

Would a steak knife work as well, Sterno? …in your Wally expertise…

By: Sterno

Sterno — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:33:43 +0000

…It’s the kind that would probably keep the cashier’s mouth shut.

@Shoos: Ahhh, go play in some heavy traffic, people

By: Mrs. Shoo

Mrs. Shoo — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:28:37 +0000

…daily during a good week…

By: shoo

shoo — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:23:40 +0000

Jager, its Sterno’s weekly grocery list.