Edit: Nattie said I wouldn’t post them, but here they are. Lyrics for Greased Lightning. I believe in the high school version they say scream.
Why this car is automatic
It’s systematic
It’s hydromatic
Why it’s grease lightning (Grease lightning)We’ll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I’ll get the money I’ll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they’ll be waiting at the door
You know that ain’t no shit we’ll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, goGo grease lightning you’re burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you’re coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks’ll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, goPurple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain’t bragging she’s a real pussy wagon
Grease lightningGo grease lightning you’re burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you’re coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks’ll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you’re burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you’re coasting through the hit lap trial
You are supreme the chicks’ll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning
I am not going to provide any commentary other than: did the Mayflower just land?
Profanities, cigarettes not needed in ‘Grease’ - Letters to the editor SJ-R (Scroll down)
HARRY POTTER’S ROAD TO HELL - Letters to the editor IL Times (Scroll down)
True dat‘ 30What?
Be Dammed by the 11th Hour.
Shoo, people are idiots and there’s an ALARMING amount of idiots running around Springfield. Too bad they all have computers and can post things on SJ-R.com.
Jeeez! And….Jeez! That’s all I have to say.
I’m sorry but someone, PLEASE look up the original lyrics to “Greased Lightening” that is sung on the stage and in the screen version of “Grease” and tell me you think it’d then be appropriate to bring a young child to that show. They’re bad enough that Shoo prolly wouldn’t want them posted here. Then there was that whole accidental pregnancy issue throughout the ENTIRE thing (oh my, teen sex, unplanned pregnancy. oh no!). Come on. Grow up, be a parent, and put some of the blame on yourself.
There are an alarming amount of idiots in New Berlin, to be more specificly. I can say it! I’m one of them!
Nattie, why aren’t there more people in Springfield like you?
WELL SAID.
Seriously, they are making the movie out to be a “family film” when one of the main themes of the movie is “WHOOPS! I’m P.G. I feel like a defective typewriter!”
And, “Oh I am not sure if I want to date Aussie Sandy because she won’t PUT OUT!”
My best friend and I probably watched “Grease” thousands of times between the ages of 12 and 20. In NO WAY do I think I had any business watching that movie when I was 12, and my mom would probably kill me if she knew we used to watch it multiple times in one sleepover.
I think the parents in Springfield need to grow up.
Oh, and the people who post comments on the SJR website need to take some serious grammar lessons as well.
I can’t believe you posted it!
You are correct, in the TV version, they say “the chicks’ll scream.”
They also say, “She’s a real shaggin’ wagon.”
and “you know it ain’t no bleep, we’ll be getting lots of bleep”
Betsy, thanks for the compliment! Shoo, I’m super impressed you posted those. I know I watched “Grease” when I was way too young, but it was the TBS version so I guess it wasn’t that bad. Do you guys remember when it was re-released in the theaters? I think I was like 15 or something. Had to beg mom to let me go, but that was awesome!
I? Now have that song in my head.
I hate you guys.
It could be worse. You could have MMM Bop (or something just as bad) stuck in your head. It was mentioned on Love Line the other night and stuck with me…my apologies.:(
LOL! Hilariously enough, someone was telling me today that Hanson is still touring, and will be at the House of Blues here in September.
You wanna go, right?
I was really confused of the gender of Hanson when they first started making it.
They had a big “People” article on them. They’re all married. The oldest one (Isaac) has 1 kid, the middle one (Taylor) has 3 kids, and the youngest one (Zach) is just enjoying married life at 18 or something ridiculous like that. Don’t worry guys, I’m placing a giant ‘L’ on my forehead right now.
Nattie, I still heart you.
I am one of those people who will go to a concert because it has ridiculous posterity promise. It all depends on the price of tickets…case in point- Arlo Guthrie.