The waiting game.
Dear FedEx,
I ordered something really cool. You guys are in charge of shipping it. So far, you seem to be on time, but… how about an update to the tracking website? It’s been 24 hours since you updated the last location of it leaving KEASBEY, NJ.
How about some GPS coordinates or a little dotted path on Google Maps or how about the name and phone number of the person in charge of delivering my package?? I just want to make sure they can find my house.
Okay. I just might be a little impatient, but I’ll be waiting.
Sincerely,
Gotshoo
Update: It is in Champaign now. Sweet.



Shoo, it’s like waiting to have sex until after your married. The anticipation and the build up make things that much cooler. Trust me. I don’t know from experience, but I’m sure when you get this super cool item, you’ll be more excited about that than you’ve been about anything else in months!
Umm.. what if you get it overnighted?