All Hallows Eve.

Spooky. SPooKy.

Only spooky thing around my place is the smell you might some times experience opening the bathroom door too quick.

This Saturday I have to work with at the bar. Its kind of the un-official official Halloween going out weekend. So I am debating on “dressing” up. If you have seen me in real life before you can attest to the fact that I am pretty scary to begin with.

Okay in the last two years I have dress up as Monk (which I carried a gobblit and drank out of the whole night) and the year before I was a Girls-Gone-Wild guy with tropical attire and a home made t-shirt.

This year? I need something special. Something that is flexible to work in. Something that will drive the ladies crazy. Something that will earn extra tips for the night…

Brainstorm… think … KABOOE.

I got it.

Okay, Me.

Yes, Me..

Like tight running shoes… (Ohh I love it!)

Vintage over priced stoned wash jeans … (You follow?)

Button up shirt… (HOT)

And the final touch … top button un-done. (HOLY COW -that’s it)

That, or something NASCAR related.

19 Responses to “All Hallows Eve.”


  1. 1 shoo

    Go Sox?!?

  2. 2 Nattie

    Did you guys here that a Sox fan ran up to Biggio’s wife and punched her in the side of the head? That’s what you get from those south-siders. That’s just rediculous! She threw that MF to the ground though and her brother in-law held him down til the cops came. That’s awesome.

  3. 3 shoo

    No, I didn’t hear that one.

  4. 4 Nattie

    True story. But Biggio, being the stand-up gentleman he is, said that this in no way reflects how he feels about Chicago or Chicago’s fans and that he’s well aware it was an isolated incedent. People have urged him to press charges, but he said that would be “rediculous and unnecessary. It happened, my wife is fine, and it’s over.”

    We need more sports heros like that in the world.

    Go ‘Stros.

  5. 5 Kimmy

    About four of us are going to be Catholic school girls and we have a dirty old Catholic professor…hehe…we need a school boy and Kyle thinks you would look smashing in a uniform! What do ya say?! Oh yea…and I am now up to about 10 bucks in mc D’s.

  6. 6 shoo

    K would look awesome as a school boy! just like Angus from AC/DC!! That would be awesome!

  7. 7 shoo

    Nattie -

    I come I can’t find this story online?

  8. 8 shoo

    *How

  9. 9 K-

    UH, you misread that, I said you would be a good school boy

  10. 10 shoo

    No I didn’t. K, you would make a good school boy. Don’t forget your apple!

  11. 11 Nattie

    Shoo, I can’t find the one I read on ESPN.com but these are close enough…

    http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5023814

    http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/4809928

  12. 12 K-

    Uh right, a school boy with a beard and a goatee with a white patch. I’m a perfect candidate.

  13. 13 shoo

    Hell ya, and some tight biker shorts.

  14. 14 K-

    no

  15. 15 TTJ

    I am sooooo psyched about this schoolgirl idea. Just picked up my corset and thigh-highs. WooHoo!

  16. 16 Jager

    Corset, that is awesome

  17. 17 Kimmy

    Yea, I got a school boy shirt from the little men’s section and a tie…hehe…we also bought some candy necklaces for all your hotties to eat off of us…:) I think Kyle should be the minister and shoo, you have an adorable baby face… :) you would make a cute little boy hehe…so we can spank you!

  18. 18 shoo

    umm..

    ya.

    I am going to pass on that one. I already have my constume picked out.

    Sorry.

  19. 19 Jager

    I want spanked

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