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Ahoy mate’…. do you know your Pirate name be?
Mine is: Semi-Evil Baird Hawkins
Get your Pirate name and post it on ARRRRR’ goo’d ol’ Got-”Semi-Evil Baird Hawkins”-shoo.com
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Ahoy mate’…. do you know your Pirate name be?
Mine is: Semi-Evil Baird Hawkins
Get your Pirate name and post it on ARRRRR’ goo’d ol’ Got-”Semi-Evil Baird Hawkins”-shoo.com
Is mine in English?!
Navigatin’ Helga Kidd
Old name: K
We’ll now call ye:
Pirate Brody the Engorged
Mine is Reeking Yvette Sparrow. I’m assuming this means I’m married to Capt. Jack Sparrow, which technically means I’m married to Johhny Depp, so therefore, I’m the luckiest girl that’s every posted on gotshoo.com. I bet even some of the guys that read this website would like to be Capt. Jack Sparrow’s wife….
Probably Sterno
Mine is Dirty Morgan Rackham.
HAHA it say RACK.
Shoo saw my rack last Monday.
Yeah, my bike rack.
Wait, no… that was from the other pirate name site.
This one says
PIRATE AURORA THE RUM-SWILLER
‘Twould only be better if I were a whiskey-swiller…
mmm… Jack Daniels.
Eeeeew, Jack Daniels. Could pirates be Vodka swellers, or ’twas that a Russian thing only?
I say we start our own band of non-liquor-exclusive mates…
Nattie, that means that you are technically married to yourself you NARC!!! Remember the whole 21 Jump Street a couple days ago!!!
Old Name: Ryan Murphy
New Name: Cap’n Argus Earbeard
Old Name: MERF
New Name: Bloody Brett Cutty
HAHAH!!! If I type in Kimmy, my name is
Cap’n Helga Bloodbucket
I tried the gangsta name change and it came out
MAD COW Beotch!
das aight sucka!
Old name: Kyle
I now dub your ass:
Rump-thumpin Forty Sippa
kyle is a rump thumper
Ha! Rump thumper. That’s great. Go get ‘em K!
Sorry to break it to you Jeff, Ladies only.
Hey! I got a new blog and no one has commented in it yet. Somebody leave me a comment! Okay…now I’m being an attention whore. Oh well.