Arrr The Irish sound like Pirates and Pirates sound like the Irish.

Ahoy mate’…. do you know your Pirate name be?

Mine is: Semi-Evil Baird Hawkins

Get your Pirate name and post it on ARRRRR’ goo’d ol’ Got-”Semi-Evil Baird Hawkins”-shoo.com

16 Responses to “Arrr The Irish sound like Pirates and Pirates sound like the Irish.”


  1. 1 Kimmy

    Is mine in English?!

    Navigatin’ Helga Kidd

  2. 2 K-

    Old name: K

    We’ll now call ye:
    Pirate Brody the Engorged

  3. 3 Nattie

    Mine is Reeking Yvette Sparrow. I’m assuming this means I’m married to Capt. Jack Sparrow, which technically means I’m married to Johhny Depp, so therefore, I’m the luckiest girl that’s every posted on gotshoo.com. I bet even some of the guys that read this website would like to be Capt. Jack Sparrow’s wife….

  4. 4 K-

    Probably Sterno

  5. 5 TTJ

    Mine is Dirty Morgan Rackham.

    HAHA it say RACK.

    Shoo saw my rack last Monday.

    Yeah, my bike rack.

  6. 6 TTJ

    Wait, no… that was from the other pirate name site.

    This one says

    PIRATE AURORA THE RUM-SWILLER

    ‘Twould only be better if I were a whiskey-swiller…

  7. 7 K

    mmm… Jack Daniels.

  8. 8 Nattie

    Eeeeew, Jack Daniels. Could pirates be Vodka swellers, or ’twas that a Russian thing only?

  9. 9 TTJ

    I say we start our own band of non-liquor-exclusive mates…

  10. 10 Merfe Lee

    Nattie, that means that you are technically married to yourself you NARC!!! Remember the whole 21 Jump Street a couple days ago!!!

    Old Name: Ryan Murphy

    New Name: Cap’n Argus Earbeard

    Old Name: MERF

    New Name: Bloody Brett Cutty

  11. 11 Kimmy

    HAHAH!!! If I type in Kimmy, my name is

    Cap’n Helga Bloodbucket

    I tried the gangsta name change and it came out

    MAD COW Beotch! :) das aight sucka!

  12. 12 K-

    Old name: Kyle

    I now dub your ass:
    Rump-thumpin Forty Sippa

  13. 13 Jager

    kyle is a rump thumper

  14. 14 Nattie

    Ha! Rump thumper. That’s great. Go get ‘em K!

  15. 15 K-

    Sorry to break it to you Jeff, Ladies only.

  16. 16 TTJ

    Hey! I got a new blog and no one has commented in it yet. Somebody leave me a comment! Okay…now I’m being an attention whore. Oh well.

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