I hate Paris Hilton. If you happen to catch the South Park where they make ridiculous fun of her…. oohh geez. One of the funniest SP’s since Big Gay Al’s boat ride. Kyle and I enjoyed immense laughter.
Week One of being out of the parents…
A. Food is good. Mac & Cheese (no Easy Mac), Pizza, Beer, Mt.Dew, Gatoraid… Stuff of champions.
B. We need a washer; which in fact should be here some time on Tuesday. I have a mountain of clothes in my room.
C. Entertainment; plenty of toys, dvd’s, computer games…
D. We are both alive, and have all of our limbs.
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Side note:
How does the icecream get away cranking his loud music, but if anyone else did that they would get a ticket?
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Friday, saw the Portuguese Rodeo Clown Company improv comedy troop. Great fun. You could tell that the alcohol was taking a toll on the audience towards the end of the show. There was a lady yelling some ‘I-am-not-going-to-post-this-stuff-on-my-blog-stuff’ as well as she was reading outloud the cue cards out loud that the guys on stage were trying to guess. But a great time.
I just saw Paris’s sex video for the first time last night. I was soo dissapointed. She’s looked exactly like you would expect naked. She has no boobs or curves. She looked bored.
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sorry if i was meanie last night at all shooey. i drank too much and maybe wasn’t my ushualy bundle of cheer.
Shoo, hate is a very strong word. I’m extremely anti-Paris, but don’t say hate…
Funniest thing ever?
-When Paris was on SNL being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon. If anyone can track that video down, let me know. It’s flippin hilarious.
Almost as funny as Stewie’s “tricked out ride” on family guy last night…
Shoo, your website and lack of posts have been quite disappointing lately! What happened? Did people get real jobs or something?????
Well, with my increase in hours I have less time to nap during the day so I end up not being on the computer as much. Plus, Mr. Shoo has been a lil drab.
I am here! I have been busy. But I will be here more often!
Today I’ve been mother truckin swamped. This sucks!!! Oh well. Cathy won tix to the naughty mommy’s night out thing tomorrow night, so I get to drink and see naked men dance. I’m stoked.