I am SOOO JEALOUS. at gotshoo?

I am SOOO JEALOUS.

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on 3/22/2005

I just got an online postcard from Ed and Jessie. I assume they are taking a tour of the Jack Daniel’s distillery. I have been on the tour before, but way before I could drink. The place smelled like heaven even back then.

24 Responses to “I am SOOO JEALOUS.”

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1 Mark
3/22/2005 at 4:17 pm

Man…If they sent that to you from the distillery, I’m surprised they were able to type…

My message would be something like, “SHjaoioeeee!!! I OLVe You dood.,, ROckk ouy wiyh yuor ccok out, mang”
2 Merfe Lee the School Boy
3/22/2005 at 4:19 pm

I might cry.
3 Melissa Marie
3/22/2005 at 4:46 pm

no one says that anymore mark
4 Mark
3/22/2005 at 4:57 pm

Whatever. I’m gonna make like a tree and leave.

get it? LEAVE?

I totally just made that up.
5 Nattie
3/22/2005 at 5:24 pm

At first, I thought you said make a tree and leave. Now I get it though…

PS- I’m totally not liking Jessie and Ed right now. I’m going to like Merf way less when I get the 4:00 AM drunken phone calls from him and Merf. Merf, watch Buck and remind him to steer clear of the javolina’s….

I’m off like a prom dress.
I’m out like a deaf kid in musical chairs.
I’m going to make like a bread truck and haul buns…

Hey, hey, you remember Biff from Back to the Future?
“Why don’t you make like a tree, and get outta here…”
6 K-
3/22/2005 at 8:15 pm

I got the nearly exact same ecard except that mine said “Hey K.”

I guess the jack present will pale in comparison to being at the actual distillery.

I’ve never been on any type of alcohol tour before. I’m jealous of everyone.
7 philo
3/23/2005 at 3:37 am

javelinas, what? texxxas? big bend? i heard them outside my tent one morning and thought they were stampeding and eating my friends. apparently most of them slept through the “attack” and the pigs didn’t even steal our food. but i never saw the pigs, which made it extra scary. also, i was on drugs.
8 Merfe Lee the School Boy
3/23/2005 at 9:30 am

You don not wanna f with a javolina. I got chased by one in Arizona in August and I found out later that they are mean little bastards!
9 Holly
3/23/2005 at 9:58 am

Hey Kyle… I went to the Coors Brewery in Golden Colorado. I thought it was nicer than the Budweiser facilities. And I thought it was a better tour in general. You should take a road trip out west sometime and check it out.
10 Nattie
3/23/2005 at 10:00 am

What actually happened to Merf was that he was all bent down saying
“here, puppy, puppy.” Then that nasty looking pig-thing came into the light and Merf took off running like a bat outta hell.

A few days later, a guy that I work with told me his daughter (who lives in Arizona) walked out her fron door, and there were 8 javelinas roaming around her yard. They started to come after her and her daughter, but their little Yorkie came flying out the front door, and distracted the javelinas long enough for the mom and daughter to get back inside. Isn’t that friggin crazy?!?!?!?!?!
11 Nattie
3/23/2005 at 10:07 am

Here’s what javelinas look like by the way. Now, can’t you guys see Buck getting all drunk and deciding he wanted to wrestle one? He’s Randy Moss, bitch! Merf, seriously, keep him away…

http://23b.org/albums/album19/hav.thumb.jpg
12 K-
3/23/2005 at 10:09 am

Coors? COORS!? Riiiight. You just say that because you are a Coors Light fan. But any brewery would be fine with me. I might try one that is closer sometime first though.
13 K-
3/23/2005 at 10:09 am

What’s up with all this javelinas talk?
14 Merfe Lee the School Boy
3/23/2005 at 10:20 am

Just trying to prepare myself for when Buck and I are in Vegas (in 10 Days) so we don’t get all sorts of drunk and try to feed them McDonalds Fries!!! Or rub their belly…
15 Nattie
3/23/2005 at 10:21 am

Sorry K. Just the thought of Merf and Buck being alone together scares me. When Vegas is added on top of that, I’m down right nervous!!! And admit it K. You can see Buck actually thinking that fighting a flesh-eating pig with huge tusks is a good idea…

Did you look at those nasty things? Ugh… All I know if I’m glad I wasn’t the one being chased by them!!!
16 Nattie
3/23/2005 at 10:22 am

Oh, and Holly, I’ve heard the same thing about the Coors brewery. Micah and his g.f. went one year, and he said it was the coolest thing he’d ever seen. He said the Coors brewery was like Disney World, and the Bud brewery in STL is like Chuckie Cheeze.
17 Merfe Lee the School Boy
3/23/2005 at 10:22 am

At there is talking going on at all. There has been a serious lack of responses lately…I am very upset about that…we need to bring the quotes back

ANY REQUESTS ON A MOVIE???
18 K-
3/23/2005 at 10:33 am

You have set your standards too high Merf. Mr. Shoo’s site goes in spurts of popularity. Just like how he has a good post like 1 out of every 5. You just deal with what you get. Weekends are the worst for posts. Mondays and Tuesdays are usually best. Then there are the factors as to whether people are actually doing work at work, napping at home, or unable to get to a computer. Personally it depends on if I nap or have errands to run. OR whether or not the string of comments are worthy of contributing to. And that’s all I have to say about that.
19 Mark
3/23/2005 at 11:03 am

I think you should begin quoting “There’s Something About Mary”

“I’m just f*&^ing with you Ted”
20 Merfe Lee the School Boy
3/23/2005 at 11:13 am

Ted Stroehmann: I couldn’t believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn’t know my name.
21 Merfe Lee the School Boy
3/23/2005 at 11:14 am

Ted: What about Brett Fav… ruh?
22 Merfe Lee the School Boy
3/23/2005 at 11:15 am

Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
23 Nattie
3/23/2005 at 11:21 am

Good suggestion Mark. I say tomorrow we do Back to the Future…

“Have you seen my baseball?”
“Franks and beans, franks and beans.”
“We’ve got a bleeder!!!!”
24 Holly
3/23/2005 at 2:03 pm

Nattie, I like that definition. I could definitely agree with that.