I am drinking coffee and eating Keebler Mini Fudge Stripes. What a wonderful complete breakfast.
The coffee at work on a taster’s choice level is that at about a gas station / convience level. I didn’t become a coffee drinker until very recently when I discovered coffee is very rampant in the office environment. And it’s free! Before, I was just a mocha latte drinker. Side note: best Mocha in Springfield is the Star Bucks bottom of the Hilton.
Its about the only thing that will keep me wired throughout the day. Does a better job than Mountain Dew.
Now only if I could have a little Irish wiskey!?!?!
Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Jake Taylor: Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
Mr. Shoo, when did you become a froufrou latte drinker connoisseur? All of a sudden, this is all of which you talk. Lattes here and lattes there. It is barely redeeming that you mention wanting to add real alcohol to the office coffee.
Harry Doyle: He’s not the best colorman in the league for nothing
Harry Doyle: One hit. That’s all we got, one Goddamn hit?!
Monte: You can’t say “Goddamn” on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don’t worry. Nobody’s listening anyway.
I’ll disagree with you on the best mocha in town…
Try Brewbakers on Iles before you start casting your final vote, Shoo. You might be surprised. They make a mean mocha.
Ut Oh. Do we have a conflict of opinion? A latte debate would be the coolest. It sure beats religion, sex, and politics.
Ok…Major is going to be kind of a weak quotable movie…I say we do
THE AMERCIAN TRILOGY!!!
Wow, you gave up on that one pretty quickly Merf. Now you go with 3 whole movies to quote from? That almost feels like cheating. Notice I say, almost.
Mark, been there, done that. And trust me on this one.
Oh SNAP!
Jim: I have an announcement that I would like to make. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.
Jim: What exactly does third base feel like?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald’s or homemade?
Kevin: Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together, we are the masters of our sexual destiny!
Jim: Their Tigerstyle Kung Fu is strong…but our Dragonstyle will defeat it!
Kevin: Guys!
Oz: The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one!
Kevin: We must make a stand, here and now. No longer will our penis’s remain flaicid and unused. We will fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid and should be. This is our day…this is our time, and by god, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. We will make a stand, we will succeed, WE WILL GET LAID!
It’s like Merf has given up on even commenting on what others talk about and put up this movie quote defense mechanism.
Stifler - You coming to party tonight, Ostreicher, ya f*ckface?
STIFLER Yeah right. I got an idea for something new. How ’bout you guys actually locate your d*cks, remove the shrink wrap, and f*ckin’ use ‘em.
STIFLER I think you need your balls reattached.
I am more than willing to respond to what people talk about, but I can’t not stand the coffee - mocha crap. Never been into it never will. So why comment on something that could care less about?
Mark, you over-reacted the other night??
For that reason exactly. Express your opinions. So you say that you only express an opinion if you love something? You cannot express that you dislike something? Plus as most people do comment about others’ comments.
Mark, I was wondering about that too. You say that you overreacted the other night. I did not think that you were overreacting at all. Now if it prevented you from getting some then that might have been overreacting because then you co*ckblocked yourself. That is not cool man.
I have nothing to say period about anything to do with coffee though. I think that I do express my feeling with stuff that I do not like (St. Louis Cardinals)
Yep. We all know that you do not like that sports team. I think the public wants to know the Merf behind the Cubs/Cards rivalry.
I did overreact, but it doesn’t change the fact that she’s been kicked to the curb, somewhat unceremoniously. I overreacted because a girl I thought I might have been dating has been spending long hours, late nights, and talking, with a platonic guy friend.
Are bj’s platonic?
To quote that Queen song, “I’m FREEEEeEEeEEe”
Oh, and as far as being a jealous boyfriend (which, by the way, “boyfriend/girlfriend” was never once a term I used with her)…I’m not. I just don’t date girls I don’t trust. And I have lost that trust with her. C’est la vie…Voici le CURB, mademoiselle.
Uhhh. Are you French?
I found a pretty neat website with options, ratings, and availabilty of different Irish Whiskeys. http://www.whiskymag.com/whisky/type/irish_whiskey/ Check it out. I liked it.
I am not French. Just took four years of it in high skool, and felt like flexin that frog muscle.
the thought of mark flexing his ‘frog muscle” is hot
Yeah, I did 4 years of Spanish in high school. I don’t think that it stuck with me but bits and pieces are here and there.
i updated my blog guys.
i love it when we use shoo’s site like it’s a public messege board and shoo himself is incidental
wow Merf, dissing a perfectly good quotable baseball movie. tisk tisk. I refuse to partipate in the American Trilogy.
“JUST a bit outside”
“He once threw at his own son at a father son game”
“You tryin’ to say Jesus can’t hit a curveball?”
BJ’s should be platonic. Just as much as giving back rubs or back scratches or foot rubs are platonic.
I’ll keep that in mind should I ever meet your girlfriend, Kyle.
Yeah, we’ll see. Just because someone can doesn’t mean they will.
I’m sure she will be too busy with the main squeeze though to dabble with other fruits.
Oz: “All right, here’s a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl. You two become best friends. And you don’t bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. You just laugh at the people that do count.”
Stifler: “Here’s a new idea for you. I’ll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.”
Stifler: “Oh, I can taste the bubbles. Actually, I can’t.”
Stifler: “Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.”
Jim: “Yeah, I kind of, uh, uh, super glued myself to, uh, myself. ”
Trucker: “Them girls sound like the two transvestites we picked up in Biloxi, Cooter.”
Oz: “All right, look, man. I got my hand on my dick right now, okay, and I’m trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone.”
kys gives platonic footrubs?
this is good news
That is news? Heh.
I want some Irish Whiskey now. I can’t stop thinking about having some top shelf on the rocks. Grrrrrrrrr