I worked two days at the bar this week (Thurs & Fri). Let me just say I was happy to have Saturday off. Saturday rocked! I dressed up as a Munk. A slightly buzzed Munk at that. I had my own special “kick-ass” goblit to drink my special brew. OH so good. 
There were a lot of weird and strange costumes out. I saw Dorthy, the Good Witch of the West, the Scarecrow, and the Tin man from Wizard of Oz. Dorthy was spectacular. Dorthy happened to be a 6′ 3″ guy in size 12 ruby slippers with a very (not so pleasing) light blue dress. I saw her in Dempseys and got a picture of her and the Good Witch. Unfortunately, my digital camera was out of commission so I had a cheapy disposable camera on me. So when I get the pictures developed, rest-a-sure, they will be online for everyone to gawk at.
I was at a party last night and some girl asked someone what their degree was in. So me being the curious I have a degree and still live at home person, asked everyone at the party who had a degree and still lived at home. Out of the 9 or so people there 6 of them had degrees and everyone lived at home. HA! I can’t believe it. Maybe I am destined to work at Best Buy.
At lunch today with Ed, I asked him the same question if he knew anyone with degrees that didn’t live at home. He said out of all the people he knew the only ones that were out of their parent’s houses were those that lived with a bf or gf.
I think everyone needs to form some kind of union or force and go on strike. At least, then we can get compensated for striking (ha?). Or maybe I’ll get knocked up and have a kid then collect welfare. (Wait - I can’t get knocked up, missing sexual organs) OR maybe I will start one of those payday loan places but only offer really small loans (since I don’t have a lot of capital to start with). Loans of 5 bucks with 2 dollar service charges. Or maybe I’ll start a work from home business (scam). Those people never get caught! Worse comes to worse, I am selling body parts. Hell, Kyle, proved that you can do without a spleen. Someone in the world gots to need a spleen. Maybe its a delicacy in Nigeria? I don’t think I could prostitute myself out - something tells me that market is already flooded too.
I got it! I will sell my degree to another person named “Chris Scheufele”. Its worth at least 17,000. Hell that’s a bargain at that price. Maybe I could push it up to 20.
I wonder if going back to school would help any?? Naa.
Side note- I am getting really close to redoing the look of the site. I think I will put the blog in a different directory since I use ‘gotshoo’ as my professional email address now.
i have certain sex organs that i’m willing to GIVE you so you can pop out a baby and recieve mad cash. that’s how much you mean to me shoo– 2 overies and a uterus. kyle’s spleen has nothing on me
Crow and Ben have degrees and they live together just as friends. No kinky stuff or anything. I don’t think Ben’s Katie would be too happy about kinky stuff between the two boys.
Meyer has a degree and is not at home. Beth E has a degree and is not at home. Izzy has a degree and is not at home. Your view is limited because Springfield is your home. People who got degrees and don’t live at home got the hell out of dodge. Why would they still live here if they had a degree and were not at home? So on basis that you can’t think of anyone that isn’t living at home with a degree is based on who you see everyday who are people with degrees and living at home. Very biased. Vancil is an exception because she has a degree and does not live at home while in Springfield but yet did not follow through with using that degree in the manner intended. She is her own case.
My spleen is a hot topic again or lack there of. I don’t know if there is really a need for spleens. Sure they help fight disease but I’m alive still so all must be well. Right? People eat spleens? Human spleens or just those of the buffalo like in Dances with Wolves?
Mels said overies and uterus in your blog. Is that allowed? How about penis penis penis, vagina vagina vagina.
Everyone should vote today Nov. 2. Even though Shoofly says that it doesn’t matter it does. Also the office of president is not the only thing that you would be voting on. I hope people haven’t forgotten this in all the hype over who will be president. Federal, State, and Local races are also very important to each and every one of us. If you are registered then go out and vote. Be a valued member of our society.
I don’t know if people eat spleens, but they do eat placentas. No joke, they fry ‘em up and gulp ‘em down. Very nutritional. (seriously)
After Shoo takes all of my sex organs and is able to asexually produce his own baby, we will have an excuse to celebrate. Fried placenta all around.
Ive got one and I dont live at home
Kyle, you’re lust and passion for this election inspires me. And, you’re right, votes do matter. It’s very important to take an active interest. I gave an hour-long presentation last week on why women and other minority groups would benefit from electing John Kerry. Very insightful, and very important. I even got 3 people in my class to register to vote, and 2 Pro-Bush folks to go all Democratic…. Oh well, lets just keep our fingers crossed. If we have to suffer through 4 more dreadful years with Bush, we’ll look to the future and pray that Barack has enough support to run in 2008. Ok, I’m done ranting…. PS, in 2008, do you realize I’ll be 27 mother truckin years old??????? Crazy!
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