Have you ever seen a guy with so many muscles - you’re like what a jerk?
I went mountain biking with Philly yesterday. It was a beautiful, non-rainy day. Phil and I have gone riding numerous times and its always Phil that ends up on the ground because he hits a tree or his chain falls off… Never fails. Well fate changed for me yesterday. I was fish tailing down a hill on purpose when my front wheel caught a tree causing my bike to buckle, the handle bars hit the inside of my upper-thigh (very close to the man-hood), then I was thrown over my handle bars like SuperMan. The bike then flew over me and landed on my shin. While I was in the air, all I could think about is that “this is going to hurt and bike please don’t land on me”
Phil was shortly behind me and saw what happen. It wasn’t much for words, but he was like “Are you ok?” Of course, I being the all-mighty Shoo was ok. After a few minutes of walking any pain off and checking the family jewels to see if they were in order. Yup, ended up riding another 5 miles after that but my shin is still a little sore.
And, yes, I was wearing a helmet which didn’t do a bit of good in that situation.
Not to be rude but isn’t it funny how cardinal fans don’t want to talk about the cardinals when they’re losing? If the cards were up 3-0, this whole website would be dedicated to cardinal mania and blah, blah, blah… Just a little observational note from me. Here’s to them actually showing up to play ball tonight, and not getting sweeped… Best of luck.
Shoo has “man-hood”? Can you find an actual female to vouch for this?? who knew…